Michael Scott "That's what she said!" "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised." "Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way." "Well, well, well, how the turntables." "I’m not superstitious, but I am a little ‘stitious." "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."
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Dwight Schrute "You couldn’t handle my undivided attention." "All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter." "Before I do anything, I ask myself, 'would an idiot do that?' And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." "I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther." "And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t." "That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than Triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed!"
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Pam Beesly "Usually on sexual harassment day everyone harasses me… as a joke." "I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January." "Kinda sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin" "Oh God no, Dwight isn’t my friend… Oh my God! Dwight’s kind of my friend!" "Once every hour someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott." "How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one chair?" "There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?"
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Jim Halpert "Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try." "Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train." "I mean, when I tell people I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers or muffins or mittens or…and frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide." "From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future." "I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win."
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